NOD Bear Acrylic Pin

It’s a bear. Wearing night vision. On a pin. That’s it. That’s the product. Stick it on your range bag or your denim jacket and watch people ask, “Wait... is that a bear with goggles?”

• Made of acrylic and poor financial decisions

• Rubber clutch on the back so it won’t fall off during burpees or panic reloads

• Adds +5 charisma at gun shops

• Doesn’t glow, but radiates good decisions in low light

• Technically “collectible,” emotionally “essential”